I dreamt I was menstruating.
Literally, this is just about all I can remember. The girls from the dream, all of my female friends, kept laughing at me, saying “haha, now you know how we feel!”
Strangely, I still had all my male parts. I kept wondering throughout the dream “how is this possible? What caused it?”
Also, it actually hurt. A lot. In my abdominal area, and for some reason my arse. It felt like someone was blending my insides. I rather enjoyed it. NOT.
Dear females: If this is what you go through every month…ouch.